#100sciencepoems 4: Osmosis In Potatop

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Mar 17, 2018 by Tom

Miss gave us cubes of cut up spud

Biology, year nine.

And said we had to drop them

Into beakers full of brine

I couldn’t do the science, though,

Cos Natalie nicked mine

And threw them at Aleesha’s head

So now she’s writing lines.

It wasn’t quite as good as when

We made stuff melt in acid

But it was pretty funny when

Miss Armitage said “flaccid”

I didn’t really care because

I’m not a saddo nerd

But still, I think “osmosis”

Is a really pretty word.